So I was obsessively googling my own name exploring the wonderful world of the internets, and happened to look at the cast list on IMDB for “Public Enemies,” the gangster movie with Johnny Depp coming out next year. If you haven’t already clicked the link, allow me to draw your attention to the only bit (okay, except for the Johnny Depp photo) worth looking at:

Christian Bale … Melvin Purvis

That’s right, kids; Christian Bale has joined the family. The eleven-year-old “Newsies” fanatic that still lurks inside me doesn’t know whether to weep from excitement or from incest-related-horror.