An introduction: Blame my mother. I’m not sure what children’s videos were on offer when I was a child–I pre-date Barney, along with the rest of the dinosaurs–but whatever the options were, my parents didn’t feel like plunking us in front of them when they needed to balance checkbooks, make a phone call, or anything else that needed to be performed without 2 or three children clinging to one’s legs. Instead, we watched musicals. Similarly, Raffi and Peter, Paul, and Mary were the only kid-centric music we got on road trips; the rest of the time it was The Beach Boys, The Beatles, Elvis, and The Everly Brothers. This probably explains why the main crushes of my formative years were Gene Kelly and Elvis (only the young version, mind). As a result, I continue to be fascinated by the relatively-recent past: if it’s a pop history book or a pulp fiction novel, and it focuses on anywhere in the 1920s-1950s, it’s probably already in my Amazon basket. Anyway, I thought rather than rambling to my thoroughly bored friends, I might as well ramble to the internet as a whole! Behold: my new feature, the Retro Book Review.
For this inaugural review, I’ve rather brilliantly chosen…a book you can’t buy on Amazon. Well, you *can*, but it’ll be a used copy. Let me explain how I got *my* hands on it. Last year, I had a fellowship at the 2nd Air Division Memorial Library in Norwich–officially, I think I was titled the inaugural American Scholar; realistically, I was the all-singing, all-dancing, all-shelving American mascot (I type this with affection). To back up slightly: Norwich, for those of you unfamiliar with the wilds of East Anglia, is the biggest city in the bit of England that juts out towards Europe. During World War II, Norfolk was where all the air bases were for air raids against Germany, etc, and so there was a *huge* American presence for the duration of America’s involvement in the war. At the end of it, the American servicemen and -women started a subscription fund for a memorial about their time in England, and the result ended up as this library, which was intended to be a living memorial celebrating the ties between England and America. It’s a sort of annexed little room off of Norwich’s main library, and the focus of its collection is on all things American, with a particularly good collection of materials about World War II, and the 2nd Air Division in particular. Anyway, a fellowship was started last year for an American post-graduate, or as I put it to my family, it’s like god created a fellowship for which I was qualified. It was a really great gig in a *really* great place, and the fact that I had to give it up after a year doesn’t stop me from regularly swanning in and acting like a VIP to the poor subsequent fellowship-holders who’ve taken my place.
So, it has this fantastic collection of World War II books, yes? One of them is When the Stars Went to War: Hollywood and World War II, by Roy Hoopes. It appears to be out of print, but if it’s any consolation, it seems to be readily available via used bookshops. And if you’re at all interested in the topic, I highly recommend this one. It begins with a discussion of pre-war America, discussing which stars were happy to play isolationist, and which stars (European, British, and American) were quick off the mark to try to call attention to Hitler’s rise to power. If you’re a Myrna Loy fan, this book will make you feel warm all over–she was a tireless agitator against fascism, and has what I think is the best quote in the whole thing, saying disgustedly that Frank Sinatra “used to be a good Democrat.” From that initial discussion, it moves to the outbreak of war in Europe, and has a good overview of the tug-of-war between British actors eager to return home, and the Hollywood studios eager to keep them safe (and making films) in America.
The part I most enjoyed was the gossipy middle section: there’s a great treatment of the fundraising trips across America, which has led to innumerable daydreams of being trapped in a train compartment with James Cagney, as well as a truly dishy discussion of the Hollywood Canteen. I’m guessing you may have heard about Bette Davis’s legendary hook-ups (if you haven’t: she drew more servicemen suitors than any of the other, more classically attractive, starlets; when someone inquired about her popularity, one soldier said “I heard she screws like a mink”), but trust me, there’s loads more in here. It also devotes a few chapters to the USO tours–Bob Hope references are old hat, but there are anecdotes from Paulette Goddard and Mickey Rooney that are fantastic. The discussion of racism within the military is brief, but memorable–as the book recounts, Lena Horne was frustrated by her role as the token black pin-up for black soldiers, and had several experiences of being brought to the (segregated) black units, only to find the first few rows in the audience filled up by white officers. (To her credit, she marched to the back of the auditorium and performed from there.)
The latter portion of the book talked about the actual experiences of stars who enlisted in the military. Aside from Jimmy Stewart’s history (he was stationed in Norfolk, so of course my ears/eyes perked up), I’m much less interested in military history, so your mileage may vary. There’s a full chapter on Douglas Fairbanks, Jr., and shorter sections on several other actors; if you’re interested in discussions of movements between branches and units, you’ll probably find it gripping. I was just waiting for Marlene Dietrich to show up again, so my attention wandered, but I still think it’s a well-written section, ASIDE FROM (and here my political bias shows once again) the portion where Hoopes glibly skates over anything scatter-brained Ronald Reagan has ever done. In his eyes, a sitting president of the United States telling a story from a film as if it really happened to him is just an example of Reagan’s dedication to the craft; I find it somewhat more terrifying.
The Gipper aside, though, I definitely recommend picking this book up, should you ever chance upon a copy. It’s a well-written, well-researched look at a particular niche of Hollywood (and American) history that isn’t typically treated in any depth. And at the very least, you get dozens of solid gossipy anecdotes out of it, which is good enough for me!
Oh Norwich. Land of endless flatness, land of the same three pubs we go to over and over and over again, land of three starbucks in a two-minute radius and incongruous gatherings of goths and frankly, the silliest accents this side of Cornwall.


